Wearing sunglasses indoor can usually
mean only one of two things: you are either very famous, or very hungover.
Or in Pierce Brosnan's case you are both. By the time the actor formerly
known as 007 has made the short walk from the foyer of the Dorchester hotel
in London to the table where we are meeting for breakfast, heads are turning
in all directions like a roomful of Linda Blairs at an exorcism. As he
sits down, offers a suitably firm handshake, removes the shades and makes
a beeline for the freshly squeezed, only one sound emerges from his lips,
one that will be familiar to anyone who has worn the iron hat of dehydration,
a tortured groan-cum-grimace: "Uuurrrff”.
| Except that Pierce Brosnan,
suffering the after effects of a late-night session on the single malt
with family and friends following a screening of his latest film The
Matador, does not look like a normal person in the throes of a hangover.
The eyes still twinkle roguishly at our waitress, the classically handsome
features remain obscenely unlined for a 52-year-old, while the hair betrays
none of the dragged-through-a-hedge-backwards look traditionally associated
with the recently over-refreshed. A less talented observer of the human
condition might comment at this point, in compliance with the binding protocol
for the compulsory use of the phrase in all Bond profiles, that he looks
neither shaken nor stirred...
Yet Brosnan has something to ponder
that would give anyone cause to rush for the Nurofen, namely the ongoing
saga over who will eventually star in Casino Royale, the next James Bond
movie, the most successful cinema franchise of all time, lest we forget,
and the most recent installment of which - Die Another Day- netted
about £260 at the box office.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then
we'll begin. The rights to the franchise are owned by Eon Productions,
the company founded by late legendary producer Albert "Cubby" Broccoli,
and passed down to his daughter, Barbara, and her half-brother, Michael
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Eon initially wanted Brosnan to reprise
his role as Bond for a fifth time, an unsurprising move given that Brosnan
breathed new life into the series after it hit rock bottom with Timothy
Dalton's brief tenure, followed by a six-year hiatus.
But then other names - Clive Owen.
Daniel Craig and others - began to be mooted as possible younger successors.
Brosnan eventually received a call informing him that his services would
no longer be required.
"They said they didn't know how to
continue," elaborates Brosnan, reluctantly retelling the saga yet again.
"They didn't know whether to go younger, they didn't know what to do, period.
I don't know what the truth is. It could be as honest as that, but it seems
strange, especially as each film made more and more money."
Hollywood scuttlebutt suggested the
producers dumped Brosnan because, having made in excess of £20m
from the previous four films, he asked for the same to star in just one.
"Twenty million?" squeaks Brosnan
with seemingly genuine surprise, before embarking on a prolonged rebuttal.
"Oh no! Rubbish! Oh for God's sake! Bollocks! No way! No, it was a handsome
round figure, of maybe £10m or something like that. Given what the
films make, it's a spit in the bucket. I wasn't being greedy. The age issue?
Bollocks to that, too."
But now, having resigned himself
to bidding farewell to Bond, Brosnan finds his name in the frame once again.
Dame Judi Dench, who has played the frosty M since Goldeneye has
been quoted as saving Brosnan will get a fifth outing. What's more, it
is rumoured that Sony, which has recently bought Bond studio MGM, wants
Brosnan back in the saddle.
"Sony are pulling their hair out
over it, apparently," he confirms with disarming honesty. "I was in their
offices just a few weeks ago. pitching Thomas Crown 2. They said.
'Come back.' and I said. 'It's not up to me guys.' I think I was just caught
up between the egos of the producers and the studios, really."
Another explanation is that it's
all a carefully contrived PR stunt by Eon to ensure maximum publicity for
the forthcoming film. It's a theory that Brosnan believes has some credibility.
"Maybe it is all a big, clever ploy, just to bang the drum," he muses in
that curious brogue of no fixed abode, which flits between the west coasts
of Ireland and America. "We've seen it over the years with Sean and Roger."
If it turns out that he really has
been decommissioned from the role, however, who would he like to see taking
over? "Clive Owen I think has the chops for it," he responds. "He's a really
fine actor. Although I don't know why he'd want to do it, because he's
already got a great film career going for himself."
And what advice would he give to
anyone taking over the role? "Get a good attorney." he replies, without
hesitation. "Gel the best. Make sure you read that contract to the final
letter. And have a wonderful time doing it. It's a great role, it's a great
legacy to be part of. I am very proud of having done it. I have no regrets,
no disappointments. For me the glass has always been half full even with
all this recent nonsense.
"Playing Bond is like being an ambassador
to a small country," he continues. "You have to be mindful of it and play
it to the hilt. I have had the time of my life, it's been the greatest
decade. It's given me a lovely lifestyle, a lovely home in Malibu. I've
been able to provide for my lads, good schools, all the kind of stuff you
want to be able to do as a working actor. The fame? Jesus, you love it.
I love people - I'm Irish, you know."
Yet despite recognising all its many
benefits, Brosnan remains obviously ambivalent about the role of Bond.
Although admitting that even now if they wanted him he'd take the part,
he knows it's limitations. An exception was the opening of Die Another
Day. which saw 007 imprisoned in North Korea having been tortured for
14 months, leaving him unshaven (but not stirred) for the first time in
memory.
They broke him down," he recalls.
"They took him out of the mould and so for the actor it's great to play
someone like that, but as soon as he got into the tie in Hong Kong and
cleaned up with the Remington product-placement razor, he was back in the
fucking straitjacket. They're too scared to take him out of the bag too
much or have a real dramatic moment."
Further frustration came recently
when Quentin Tarantino approached Brosnan over a few apple martinis about
teaming up to make the next Bond, only for it to be rejected. "Can you
imagine what that would have been like?" he muses. "The bravado of his
work, him playing on that scale, would have been money in the bank and
really entertaining."
Brosnan is equally scathing about
the etiquette surrounding Bond's sex scenes. "You're not even allowed to
show a bloody nipple," he laughs. "It's pathetic. What Bond needs is a
good, palpable killing sequence and a good sex scene - and it doesn't have
to be graphic, you can use your imagination. We had a good one in The
Thomas Crown Affair, a really classy, sexy scene."
All the same, it's nice work if you
can get it. Forced to take his pick of all the Bond girls he's starred
opposite, could he choose a favourite?
"I think Halle (Berry) is right up
there," he smiles, as his eyes go into twinkle mode at the memory. "She
is just a luscious girl with such a beautiful body and she's a good woman,
too. She has a great sense of her own sexuality, so she knows it and she
plays it."
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Then, not for the first
time today, Brosnan tries to steer the conversation away from Bond. "I
don't know." he says, a little wearily, last night's exertions starting
to catch up with him, perhaps. "Can we put a bullet in him? Now!"
Perhaps the biggest limitation Brosnan
has endured while playing Bond is that it gives him so little scope to
display any sense of fun or wit beyond those humourless punch lines muttered
after a foe's death.
And Brosnan does have a sense of
humour. This is, after all, a man who once voiced a psychotic computer
in The Simpsons and traded quips with a deranged leprechaun. Fortunately,
he is allowed a chance to exercise his funny bone in slightly more conventional
surroundings in his latest film The Matador, the fifth outing from
his production company, Irish DreamTime, whose most notable success to
date has been The Thomas Crown Affair, a remake notable for being
better than the original.
In The Matador Brosnan plays
a burnt-out hit man who strikes up a relationship with a suburban wage-slave,
played by Greg Kinnear and his wife, played by Hope Davis. The film enters
that difficult territory between genres: part comedy, part thriller, and
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"It's a buddy movie, really," opines
Brosnan. "It's a love story between these two guys who are both kind of
lost a little and one just happens to be a hit man."
Though it shies away from anything
too raunchy, the film does see Brosnan engage in some sex scenes that would
be off-limits to a well-known secret service agent - "The old doggie style.
I'd never done that before" - but it could also have been a very different
film.
"The piece originally was much more
over the top, much more graphic, sexually." Brosnan admits. "My character
was really rather base. After we had the financing, after we had the reading.
I jumped ship. 1 said. 'I can't do this, this is nuts.' Everybody freaked
out, but I just got shy of it and we went back to the table and actually
it got better."
It would be nice if the changes mean
that The Matador proves to be a hit. The problems in Brosnan's personal
life - the death of his first wife, Cassie, and the struggles he has faced
raising his children - have earned him a residual sympathy that means the
crowd will always be on his side. More than this, however, he is a refreshingly
honest interviewee. Nothing is off-limits, as evidenced when he reveals
the circumstances in which he lost his virginity. "I think it was in Tooting
Bec and her name was Harriet and she was also a luscious lass. I was a
late starter, actually, I think I was about 18."
| While declaring himself
"absolutely thrilled" with this, his second GQ award (the first was in
2002) he also betrays a sense of self-deprecation and self-awareness largely
absent from those who have spent any time in Hollywood.
"I was trained as an actor and I
was led to believe that I had a number of performances in me," he reflects.
"The fact that I've just given the same performance, well maybe... If I
can get away with it, why not? But I've reached a point now where I'd better
start trying to find some performances and challenge myself."
As he drains his final cup of coffee,
I ask him what is the biggest misconception about him.
'"That I am suave and truly sophisticated,"
he laughs. "I am a peasant. I've just done a good job creating a character
for myself: a good job of reinventing myself or selling myself with a certain
persona. We all have to struggle, some sooner than later. You're not going
to escape any hardships in life, so when you have them, you have to get
on with it and not be a prat about it, and not moan and whine about it.
I've had very good fortune, my life has been a dream, really, with big
dollops of reality thrown at me every now and then. If you pay attention
to it then hopefully it makes you a better person." |
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Story
by John Naughton
Photographs by Simon Emmett
Styling by Lucy Manning
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